Daily Shuffle: Oprah Injures Hugh Jackman

Oprah nearly killed Hugh Jackman when she strapped him to a wire and flung him into a wall for a stunt that she was taping for her show in Australia. Lesson? Never send a man to do Gale’s job. – People

Jesse Eisenberg doesn’t go to movies, watch t.v., or know anything about popular culture. What I take away from this is that if he took you on a date he’d talk about congestive heart failure. – NYP

David Arquette is creating a game show where panelists “rank” each other according to how likely or least likely they are to do something embarrassing. I bet Courteney Cox would very much like to play. – LA Times

Gwyneth Paltrow‘s son is four years old and she already knows who she wants him to marry.  People