Yesterday, Lady Gaga released a fourth song from her upcoming album called “Hair” because the spyware she installed in all our computers caught us enjoying Katy Perry’s “California Girls” a few too many times for her liking. So she unleashed more of her “I’m going to be who I want to be” stuff, but instead of comparing her free spirit to an airborne cow during a tornado in Kansas like we all wanted her to, she says she wants to be as unrestrained and as limitless as her hair…which you know what, whatever. Cows and hair have always been interchangeable anyway.
And today, she released “Marry the Night” via FARMVILLE, and which means you should go ahead and allow that homeless and pregnant sow to live on your farm if you want to hear it. But if you can’t be bothered with helping someone less fortunate, here’s the version you can listen to without having it show up in your mini-feed and indirectly confirming everyone’s suspicions, which are that your life sucks.
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