It’s been awhile since we’ve done anything with Megan Fox. But that in no way, shape, or pink-colored elephant does that mean she disappeared. In fact, she probably spent the last few weeks diagramming sentences and trying to string coherent thoughts together so she’d be prepared for Zach Galifianakis to interview her for Interview.
So in terms of the recent ships she’s been sinking with her loose lips, she explained
“In the past, I’ve been reluctant to share any bits of truth about myself or to really let people in on my reality, so I have said some things to throw people off the scent of what’s really going on in my life. So I have sort of aided the media in printing these misconceptions, which I regret.”
Now, as smart citizens who can pack up our apartments when we move, we should all collectively recognize this as Fox’s attempt to convince us she is a creature of secret, like the actor who plays the back half of Snuffleupagus. But a lowly intern at Vogue is better than Fox at executing a plan of deception. So basically, I conclude Fox is one of those dogs who can’t decide if it wants you to hold it or if it wants to be on the floor so it can look for crumbs. However this dog, bless her little heart, is the only k-9 who goes around just itching to compare things to Hitler.
Source: NYDailynews
