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Lady Gaga is no stranger to shameless self-promotion, no matter how hard she has to try. For her latest album, Artpop, she’s been employing many side-eye-worthy tactics to pump up sales numbers (see: shady Craigslist ads advertising oral sex in exchange for a copy of a single, calling it the “album of the millennium,” holding contests on Twitter to get fans to buy multiple copies of her single, etc.). Her latest tactic finds her going on a Twitter rant, in which she repeats negative things said about her in the press and responds with the equivalent of a teenage foot stomp and door slam.
Rant Rating: 4.2 Kanyes out of 5
LADY GAGA IS FAT NOW! #DoWhatUWantWithMyBody pic.twitter.com/ty43LrM8kz
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) October 20, 2013
Ok, she’s got a point with this one. Gaga is definitely not fat in this picture. Kinda gross maybe, but not fat.
LADY GAGA IS A REDUCTIVE MADONNA COPY! SHE’S OVER NOW! #WriteWhatUWant #SayWhatUWantBoutMe #ImNotSorry pic.twitter.com/vuSRxwrpXS
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) October 20, 2013
Welp, at least she’s aware now!
LADY GAGA IS A HERMAPHRODITE! LOOK AT THIS PIC OF HER D*CK #DoWhatUWantWithMyBody pic.twitter.com/nOCYrRtJSb
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) October 20, 2013
If this ridiculous rumor was actually true, Gaga would probably be a lot more interesting.
LADY GAGA IS ON DRUGS! HER CAREER IS OVER! (been an addict for 10years) #WriteWhatUWant My recovery is a daily battle pic.twitter.com/EXHxuDcT1b
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) October 20, 2013
It’s true – narcissism is a helluva drug.
GOD HATES LADY GAGA! #YouCantHaveMyHeart ill always fight for equality, got my own relationship with God pic.twitter.com/4PG9GMcYNx
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) October 20, 2013
Not 100 on this, but I’m pretty sure God has better things to do than stay pressed about a pop star.
APPLAUSE didn’t DEBUT AT #1! KATY IS BETTER THAN HER! #UWontUseMyMind I write for the music not the charts pic.twitter.com/KjOpFURWwl
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) October 20, 2013
This is either a classic case of diva vs. diva or a classic case of sh*t vs. diarrhea. You decide!
MADONNA HATES GAGA SHES OVER http://t.co/zrxU9k3Ho2 i dont need anybodys permission to be remembered. I will be. Whether they like it or not
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) October 20, 2013
It’s not permission you need to be memorable, Gaga – it’s memorability.
