I don’t know about you, but when a girl picks out her wedding ring before she’s even engaged it tends to scare the menfolk right out of the water. Yes, it’s true that Jennifer Love Hewitt has been in a relationship for 7 months with some dude who she brought to the Golden Globes to celebrate her nomination for realistically portraying a massage parlor hooker and to prove to the world and all her ex-boyfriends that she’s no longer “Jennifer Love-Desperate” as Perez Hilton has dubbed her. Usually, I’m on the side of the celeb when Perez decides to give them some brutal nickname like that, but girl, you just went and made him look right.
The subject came up on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, when Hewitt offered up her idea of “doing the guy a favor” by picking out three Tiffany’s wedding rings for him to choose from. “If you chose one of these three, I’m going to be really excited. And if you go off on your own, we can have an awful, awkward moment. So, why would you want to do that?” she told Ellen. So basically, you’re warning dudes out there that you’re ungrateful, unromantic, and bratty?
First of all, you’re not doing anyone a favor yet because you’re not engaged yet. Second of all, Tiffany’s? Really? Could you be less original? Finally, is it kind of weird that you know what your engagement ring looks like before you even know what your future husband looks like? I mean, lots of girls plan their imaginary weddings and look at engagement rings in catalogs when they’re young, but they don’t circle their favorites and post the ripped out pages on their boyfriend’s bulletin boards.
Dudes, here’s a little tip about girls, they’re all a little crazy but not crazy like that girl on The Bachelor who punched herself in the face in her sleep because she felt rejected or the kind who gets her boyfriend’s name tattooed on her ass after three weeks of dating or one who PICKS OUT AN ENGAGEMENT RING BEFORE SHE’S EVEN BEEN ASKED.
Source: People
