[IMG:L]Hollywood’s most sweatable actors tell us: “It’s summer when …”
Jessica Biel
“I know it’s summer when my hair starts to frizz.”
Aww, the Sexiest Woman Alive with her big problems. Boo-frizzin’-hoo.
KEEP READING: Tyrese Gibson Knows It’s Summer When …
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Tyrese Gibson
“I know it’s summer when I’m hot as hell and it seems like my deodorant stopped working.”
Tyrese Stank is the new cologne.
KEEP READING: Robin Williams Knows It’s Summer When …
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Robin Williams
“I know it’s summer when there are explosions all the time in the theater. When I see an 85-year-old woman in a thong. And there’s Vulcan accountants.”
The 85-year-old thong-clad woman is the Vulcan.
KEEP READING: Hugh Jackman Knows It’s Summer When …
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Hugh Jackman
“When May 1st appears. It’s when the summer blockbusters start rolling around.”
Riiiiight. The one with with the claws, the hair, and the bulging guns?
KEEP READING: Justin Long Knows It’s Summer When …
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Justin Long
“I know it’s summer when I hear cicadas and smell barbecue.”
Don’t you mean … “I’m a Mac and I know it’s summer when I hear cicadas and smell barbecue.”
KEEP READING: Whitney Port Knows It’s Summer When …
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Whitney Port
“When I start having hot flashes.”
It’s so sad when menopause sets in so young.
KEEP READING: Jaime Pressly Knows It’s Summer When …
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Jaime Pressly
“It used to be when I would start fishing with my dad again after winter was over. I was actually pretty good at fishing.”
Jaime Pressly, Emmy-winning actress turned fisherwoman.
KEEP READING: Dean McDermott Knows It’s Summer When …
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Dean McDermott
“When Dean starts waxing his back.”
TMI, Dean, TMI.
KEEP READING: Kelly Rowland Knows It’s Summer When …
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Kelly Rowland
“I know it’s summer when I see a wasp. I’m terrified of wasps. I am just completely terrified of wasps. You just never know. I think I’m allergic to them.”
Job posting: Be Kelly Rowland’s Wasp-Swatter.
KEEP READING: L.C. Knows It’s Summer When …
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Lauren Conrad
“When I can finally get a tan.”
For L.C., summer starts in January.
KEEP READING: Marissa Jaret Winokur Knows It’s Summer When …
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Marissa Jaret Winokur
“Oh, when it’s bathing suit time. I’m working out now. Now with a son it’s so different. Now I’m like, ‘Oh no, it’s going to be so hot, what are we going to do? So we go swimming. We have a pool and my son loves the water.”
This summer, you’ll also see Marissa on Oxygen’s Dance Your Ass Off.
KEEP READING: Anthony Edwards Knows It’s Summer When …
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Anthony Edwards
“When the ocean begins to warm up … I can’t think of anything I love more than surfing and being at one with the ocean.”
Sounds … erotic.
KEEP READING: Audrina Patridge Knows It’s Summer When …
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Audrina Patridge
“I know it’s summer when everyone’s in bikinis and highlights. There’s highlighting, bikinis, it’s hot outside, it’s nice pool weather.”
Should’ve known Audrina was the star of the direct-to-DVD release of Into the Blue 2: The Reef.
KEEP READING: Eliza Dushku Knows It’s Summer When …
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Eliza Dushku
“When I was in Boston, I knew it was summer when the snow melted. So, I guess when I hear from my folks back east.”
Or, how about when Dollhouse gets picked up for a second season?
KEEP READING: Kate Hudson Knows It’s Summer When …
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Kate Hudson
“When I find my blonde going a little lighter.”
That must cause quite a glare for the paparazzi photos.
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