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21 Of Ron Weasley’s Most Hilarious Quotes

Harry Potter fans know and love Ron Weasley very much. Since the beginning, he’s been Harry’s best friend. While supporting such an unintentionally demanding friend, Ron has managed to always provide a bit of comic relief along the way. Whether it’s in the films or the books, Ron has been making us laugh since Day One.

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1. “I forgot we’ll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library.”

2. “I want to fix that in my memory for ever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret…”

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3. “A cat? Is that what they told you? It looks more like a pig with hair if you ask me.”

4. “Why spiders? Why couldn’t it be ‘follow the butterflies’?”

5. “And are they getting married in my bedroom? No! So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left…”

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6. “From now on, I don’t care if my tea leaves spell, ‘Die, Ron, die,’ I’m chucking them in the bin where they belong.”

7. “I’ll fix it up with Mum and Dad, then I’ll call you. I know how to use a fellytone now.”

8. “I knew Ginny was lying about that tattoo.”

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9. “Yeah, I’ve seen those things they think are gnomes, like fat little Santa Clauses with fishing rods…”

10. “Blimey, Neville, there’s a time and a place for getting a smart mouth.”

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11. “Yeah, well, Percy wouldn’t want to work for anyone with a sense of humour, would he? Percy wouldn’t recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby’s tea cozy.”

12. “Aaaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry.”

13. “His life’s ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother. Is that normal, Hermione”

14. “Just don’t get him on the subject of his boss. According to Mr. Crouch…as I was saying to Mr. Crouch… Mr. Crouch is of the opinion… Mr. Crouch was telling me… They’ll be announcing their engagement any day now.”

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15. “Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?”

16. “Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?”

17. “I don’t know how to break this to you…but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts.”

18. “Don’t let it worry you. It’s me, I’m extremely famous.”

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19. “Neville will play Quidditch for England before Hagrid lets Dumbledore down.”

20. “That would be a cheerful visit. ‘Hello Hagrid! Tell us, have you been setting anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately?'”

21. “So that’s little Scorpious. Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank god you’ve inherited your mother’s brains.”

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