Okay, it’s official. We’ve lost our minds! After the surprising and, frankly, kind of disgusting outcome of the presidential race, we’ve been turned off from politics. That is until we saw young Joe Biden, and he ignited our fiery passion for listening to old, white men talk about stuff that normally gives us a headache.
Young Joe Biden was hot — like, really, really hot. Seriously, we’d listen to him talk about taxes and healthcare reform all. damn. day.
Just look at that hair and that smile — perfection!
We’re not the only ones who are swooning over Obama’s BFF. The Internet has just about lost their minds over the dreamy former VP.
Everyone is totally freaking out over his hotness.
Young Joe Biden could leave me on read at 4:30 and text at 8:47 and I would reply at 8:46 pic.twitter.com/0Tz38Eau48
— ॐ (@_naidacielo) November 12, 2016
yooooo Joe Biden was daddy af pic.twitter.com/qN9v04ZISJ
— Rad Mads (@madpantzz) November 11, 2016
A young Joe Biden lookin' like he'd steal your girl from you with ease pic.twitter.com/dA64S0yZb1
— R. Saddler 📎 (@Politics_PR) November 12, 2016
young joe biden has me shook pic.twitter.com/CDIVsCLphR
— ️priya (@flowerbraids) November 11, 2016
Young Joe Biden could really get it 🙄🙄🙄😏😏😏😌😍😍😍 like are u serious????? pic.twitter.com/3ABqtGrmyx
— Amanda Falcone (@sallyseashore) November 4, 2016
— Taylor GC (@TayLorde98) November 4, 2016
yes boss I'm sorry I'm late I got caught up screaming to my entire sorority about how hot Joe Biden was in college
— jerica meme (@JericaBean) November 11, 2016
His hotness has even brought out the scary side of some.
I wanna eat young joe biden the fuck up pic.twitter.com/6U3Dp5oFFO
— sailor goon💫 (@genericgillian) November 11, 2016
God is physically holding me back from giving young Joe Biden this earth-shattering political succ pic.twitter.com/jHu76cjOFs
— OG (@tattedpoc) November 11, 2016
Some people swooned over young Joe and another sexy democrat, young Bernie Sanders.
Bihhhhh I'D THROW IT BACK FOR YOUNG BERNIE OR JOE BIDEN TF pic.twitter.com/WRvgu5q4JO
— talaya🌹 (@hautesadness) November 11, 2016
And some people were horrified, but they still got it because he’s just that damn sexy.
I'm semi uncomfortable seeing " Joe Biden can get the succ" all over my Twitter … But like I also understand ?? pic.twitter.com/SblyAK0sTu
— julie (@juliextrinh) November 11, 2016
His hotness has sparked a new standard by which we now judge all men.
If they don't remind you of Joe Biden, don't 👏 have 👏 sex 👏 with 👏 them 👏
— solar freckles (@GalacticToasts) November 2, 2016
Joe Biden…you could get it!
Do you think Joe Biden is hot af? Tell us in the comments!
Editor’s Note: I would have memorized the Constitution and whispered it to Joe at night.