MTV just released the trailer for the fifth season of Jersey Shore (where the gang heads back to Seaside Heights), and it looks wonderful! It looks exactly like what this show is supposed to look like! There’s silly string, garbage bags, peroxide blond-colored extensions, a disgruntled employer, large beefy security guys and molestation committed by the bunny ambassador of Crunch Fitness! There’s also a surprise party, Deena’s shock at her own sobriety, food fights featuring milk gallons, and The Situation still maintaining that he and Snooki hooked up. Also: plastic baseball bats, urinating in shrubbery, and facial lacerations…or as Italians would say, “everything we don’t allow.”
Source: NYM
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