I think we can all admit that watching two 150 year old turtles getting it on at the zoo would be more interesting than this season of the Jersey Shore kids frolicking around on television doing all the same stuff they’ve always done, but the producers have an ingenious plan to fix it all. They’re sending the guidos and guidettes to ITALY. Assuming this doesn’t completely shatter the United States’ international relations with the boot-shaped nation, this may actually be – dare I say it – entertaining and completely damaging to our brains. If we all have to be spoon-fed and receive sponge baths from live-in nurses after witnessing the next season of Pauly D and Snooki storming Italy, I wouldn’t be that surprised.
Word has it the producers are trying to get a hold of Vinny’s long-lost Italian relatives so they can host a dinner party for the orange-hued, STD-infested (I’m assuming) bunch – and who could blame them after his Uncle Nino turned out to be the best part of their little stop in Miami? The specifics aren’t really that important, the big news to take away from this is that the show is really sticking it to those Italian-American folks who’ve been protesting the show, saying it’s devaluing their heritage. Nothing says “fuck you” like taking the whole defamatory gang to Italy.
The show starts filming in May, and while I agree that this is horrible for Italy as a country, it would be a bold-faced lie to say that I won’t be firmly planted in front my television every Thursday night at 10 p.m. to see what awful things these Ron-ron juice drinking, fist-pumping, hair-pulling, grenade-smushing kids are going to do to that poor country.
Source: TV Line
