‘Game of Thrones’ Meets Pokemon In: Pokegame of Thrones!

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Daenerys Targaryen — Charizard
Daenerys Targaryen — Charizard
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Dany, like Charizard, is highly competitive. She will not rest until all of Slaver's Bay is hers. Also like Charizard, Dany will never attack a weaker foe unless provoked. And, you know, there's that whole flying, fire-breathing dragon thing.
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Cersei Lannister — Ninetails
Cersei Lannister — Ninetails
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Cersei and Ninetails are both intelligent and vengeful creatures who hold grudges easily. If you mess with them, they will curse you and not think twice about it. Cersei will also probably sleep with you.
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Jaime Lannister — Persian
Jaime Lannister — Persian
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Underneath their refined façade, Jaime and Persian are fierce predators. They stalk and attack their prey with great skill. However, when Persian is yanked by its whiskers it becomes temporarily docile, kind of like when {SPOILER ALERT!} Jaime got his hand cut off.
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Joffrey Baratheon — Meowth
Joffrey Baratheon — Meowth
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Meowth is capable of dealing powerful scratching attacks, much like Joffrey is capable of beheading a beloved character... which was so painful because it happened before we knew what this series was capable of, before the Red Wedding ripped our hearts out and tore them to pieces. Curse you, George R.R. Martin! Curse you! Oh, sorry, I'm getting off track here.
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Lord Varys — Chansey
Lord Varys — Chansey
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Varys and Chansey don't really share any behavioral characteristics, but they're both round, bald, and female — well, Varys isn't technically female, but you know what I mean.
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Sansa Stark — Eevee
Sansa Stark — Eevee
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Eevee and Sansa are both naive characters, but they have the ability to evolve to better suit their surroundings. Now, if only Eevee could learn how to braid that bushy tail.
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Arya Stark — Pikachu
Arya Stark — Pikachu
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Do I even need to explain this one? Adorable, feisty, sparky, will totally kick your ass. The end.
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Jon Snow — Articuno
Jon Snow — Articuno
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Articuno lives in cold, isolated places and, like Jon "You Know Nothing" Snow, is a poorly understood species. Don't worry guys, one day someone will love you for who you are, even if you are a bastard crow.
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Samwell Tarly — Snorlax
Samwell Tarly — Snorlax
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A hungry Snorlax is not satisfied until it consumes 900 pounds of food, just like Sam. OK, Sam does not consume 900 pounds of food, but they are both docile creatures, which isn't exactly a great quality when you're trying to survive north of the Wall.
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Hodor — Machoke
Hodor — Machoke
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Machoke and Hodor both posses immense strength, so they help out with manual labor (like carrying around a paralyzed Warg who desperately needs a haircut). Also, they both only say their name, which is what got this whole thing started in the first place. Hodor.

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