What with all the drug rumors and the occasional botched Oscar appearance, Whitney Houston‘s life may appear troubled, but — hey! — at least her husband’ll be out of jail for their anniversary! Yes, this good news coming Monday in Florida where Houston spouse Bobby Brown got slammed with a 75-day jail sentence for parole violations. All right, we admit this doesn’t really sound like good news, but that’s because we didn’t get to the part yet where behind-bars Bobby got credit for 39 days already served! (The King of New Jack Swing’s been in the cooler since May 10.)
Anyway, if Monday counted as one day that means he’d have just 35 more to go, which means he’d be out around July 17, which means he’d be out in time to celebrate the eighth anniversary of his blessed union with Houston on July 18!
Kinda makes you tear up, doesn’t it?